so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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