its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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