I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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