I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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