But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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