My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
birth control should be required to get into college
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Randomize