I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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