areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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