Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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