Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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