Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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