Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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