ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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