so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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