butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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We tried having a conversation with our noses.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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