What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
birth control should be required to get into college
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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