As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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