Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
