that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
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