She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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