Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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