You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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