gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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