I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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