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Booty call?

(310): View more from California

Dude you don't even follow my twitter

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(937): View more from Ohio

there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month

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(281): View more from Texas

I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.

(979): View more from Texas

I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.

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(714): View more from California

You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?

(801): View more from Utah

You know me so well.

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