I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Randomize
