i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
he thought i was a dude.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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