Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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