Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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