i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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