I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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