So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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