fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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