Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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