what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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