omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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