so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i think i have two assholes
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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