She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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