its not stalking. its research.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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