dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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