can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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