no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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