brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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