i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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