"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I puked a lego.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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