Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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