it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
i need some magic done to my vagina
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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