There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize
