remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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