We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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