I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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