Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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